Whereas the majority of Americans do not want to vote for Donald Trump, and
Whereas the majority of Americans do not want to vote for Hillary Clinton, and
Whereas the majority of Americans do not want to vote for a "third party",
I hereby propose that the Constitution of the United States of America be amended such that the office of President and Vice President be filled via lottery. All registered voters shall be entered into a random selection process, so that one person may be selected. If that individual is 35 years of age and a natural born citizen, that person will be offered the Presidency. If the individual is not eligible or refuses the offer, a new name shall be randomly selected. Once the President is selected, the Vice President shall be selected in the same manner.