Has someone ever told you that someone you know thinks you are cute but has not told you who they are? I, as a good citizen of this great country, must take action to correct the injustices that I have witnessed and unfortunately been subjected to so that my fellow Bros of the United States of America do not have to suffer the same psychological trauma I have had to endure. If you have ever known someone who has also had this devastating experience, I implore you to sign this petition. As stipulated by the Bro-Code, it is absolutely imperative that Bros must inform each other of who thinks they are cute, attractive, hot, etc. Those who withhold information regarding who thinks who is cute are in direct violation of Rules 1, 49, 74, and 110 of the Bro-Code.
Source: http://www.brocode.org