We as a nation are getting lazy and Justin Bieber is the cause. I remember when my grandfather would tell me stories of him during World War II and those were amazing stories. I propose we start a war with Canada because we need to end this madness with the "Beliebers." Also, we all know they want to be Americans anyway. From there, we invade Mexico to end this drug and immigration malarkey. Thanks for your wonderful consideration and live from New York it's Saturday Night Live.



