I don't really want the Obama administration to annex Mexico because Hispanics tend to be really dirty people, but Canadians are a peace loving bunch of hippy faggots and they typically make good condiments. I was thinking we could improve national security quite a bit and the overall morale of the general American person if we just said, "Look Canada, I know you hide your oil in those maple trees, become Americans with us or we'll free you". Then Obama should put his hand on his saber just to make sure the queen of Canada gets the message and push the paper to her. If she refuses, just remind her that it's very rude to refuse the advances of a strapping young black man and it wouldn't be good for him to get uppity.
She'll sign it.