We, the people of my apartment (hereinafter referred to as "I") on the fifth floor in Krivoy Rog (Ukraine) have held referendum and now are ready to become 51st state of the United States of America. I have been american deep in my heart all my life and now after the russian military agression against Ukraine I can't feel safe here no longer. I appeal to you Mr.Obama and to all the american nation for help. I have a plan of installing missile defense complex here and of course I need military support(or at least send me M4 assault rifle with ammo). Together we will defeat russian aggressor! One nation, one blood, one victory!
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