The planet Mars is a cool place. Little atmosphere, couple of rocks that look like human faces, massive sandstorms, and Mount Olympus all make Mars pretty sweet. The US, thanks to NASA, has deposited a few rovers as well as other probes on the surface. So, therefore, we should annex it and make Arnold Schwarzenegger the Governor, like in Total Recall (the good one).
So, let's make Mars the next US territory. I request your support.