I. Effective immediately: The good people of the United States of America freely agree upon the ideology that Gerry Graf, as president and owner of Barton F. Graf 3000, be implemented as Supreme Global Leader. The organization Barton F. Graf 9000, LLC will forthwith be the final governing body for any and all of its citizens.
II. As this form is passed into law, the known territories formally titled as the "United States of America" will officially change its name to "Barton F. Graf 9000 Is F*cking Awesome Yo"
III. People who cry easily will kill themselves.
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