Inspired by a tumblr post, the annual Douchebag games is a competition set to not only satisfy most people who has got a normally functioning brain, but also to immortalize Ellen DeGeneres!
The Douchebag games sounds something like this:
Each year, twelve persons are picked out to attend to the Douchebag games. These persons are picked out not only according to their swag and douchebag levels, but also the amount of bad music they produce.
The twelve contestants will be released in a limited arena with items and weapons scattered across the starting area and hidden deeper in the arena. They will fight to the death, and the last man standing will be sacrificed to our lord and savior Satan to extend Ellen DeGeneres' life.
The majority of people will be pleased if this is funded.