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Appoint Armando Christian Pérez -- aka Pitbull -- as Ambassador to the Republic of Cuba.

Created by J.E. on March 12, 2015

Caring neither what the Republican opposition has to say, nor what games they play, the Obama administration has recently striven to take bilateral relations between the United States and Cuba from negative to positive. Maintaining this momentum will require consular officials who can move in a room full of wolves, so swift, so smooth. Stop, drop, pause: our future Ambassador to the Republic of Cuba must be a man of the people, a true "Mr. Worldwide." Not a goon or a goblin, but a diplomatic monster. ¡Dale Obama, no pares, dale, sigue, sigue!

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