The position of Director of the EPA has recently become available due to its current director's resignation. This petition requests, nay demands, that the President name Chester Raccoon, the raccoon who lives under a law office in Austin, Texas as Director of the EPA.
Chester Raccoon has been credited for being instrumental in the passage of the Affordable Care Act and the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell.
Indeed, a leader in the animal welfare lobby asking to remain unnamed because they did not have permission to speak to the media stated, "The President has been criticized for not offering enough diversity in his cabinet appointments, and we think that there is no other gesture that would better show the President's commitment to diversity than naming Chester Raccoon as head of the EPA