We, the undersigned, put forth the name of Dr. Ben Carson to take ownership of timecube.com.
Whereas God sent an angel to tutor Ben Carson in his sleep;
Whereas Ben Carson has stated that Jews need not be offended by jokes regarding Auschwitz and the Holocaust;
Whereas Ben Carson has identified the threat of the enemies of United States having nuclear weapons and thereby the power to disable our electrical grid from the exo-atmosphere;
Whereas Ben Carson laughingly refers to his former classmates being murdered at the hands of others;
Whereas Ben Carson casually relates an IRS audit to the Gestapo;
We, the undersigned, put forth the name of Dr. Benjamin Solomon Carson, Sr. to take stewardship of the intellectual property of Time Cube and its associated website, www.timecube.com.