To counteract Senators Cruz's wrongheaded, ill-informed, and backwards thinking endeavors to politicize science, reduce funding for vital programming, undercut American ingenuity, we call on the White House to appoint George Clinton to the position of Special Advisor for Space and Time.
Clintons credentials on these matters are without par. Working as Dr Funkenstein, Clinton pioneered innovative thinking about the galaxy with his innovative work on 'The Mothership Connection.' Clinton's prescient work "put black people in situations nobody ever thought they would be in, like the White House. I figured another place you wouldn't think black people would be was in outer space."
The USA needs a Mothership to carry us scientifically into the 21st Century, and Clinton should be our captain.