Mr. President, please appoint Jeff Cavanaugh @JC1053 to the position of "Czar of Twinks". As a flamboyantly fluffy radio personality, Mr Cavanaugh would be an excellent voice for twinks everywhere. Their Liberace-like voices will have a new leader, a fresh face, and a bold new bottom they can call their own. He will serve your administration with dignity, grace, and with an open stance. Some of his accomplishments are: successfully bobbing for sausages, receiving a sausage from RJ Choppy's knees, and aggressively dating a tranny. Sadly, twinks have no voice. With your help Mr President, Jeff Cavanaugh will bring a new meaning to the term "Spread Eagle". We the undersigned request Mr. Cavanaugh's legacy lives on forever as "Czar of Twinks".
Signed,
Cowboy Jeff
@cowboyjeffsucks