We the people, in accordance with Service Desk policy, do hereby nominate and demand the appointment of Joseph Collie to the position of Grand Moff of the yet to be constructed Death Star. Joe A.K.A "Lord and Master" has shown expliary service in command of outages, issue updating, and resolution of multiple conflicts singlehandely. When "Lord and Master" was but a young lad he defeated the Kobi ashi maru and demolished star fleet with minimal effort because of his superior intilect. His personal mantra is "to enslave and punish" and he lives by this conviction daily. His hobbies include Planetary Destruction or Domination. Doing the bidding of one Sith "Darth Vader" and occasionally enjoys a nice quiet Saturday evening with his cats.
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