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Appoint Julian Shine to Pizza Czar of the United States and give him a pug.

Created by J.S. on November 12, 2012

I just really like pizza and I think people would trust my opinion on what makes a good pizza and what doesn't. I mean this is about more bread, cheese, and red sauce. That doesn't mean you can make a pizza with anything, though. Look, just let me make the pizza decisions for our country, okay? Also, I would like a pug because sometimes I get kind of lonely and I just think they are the cutest things and my last one got hit by a car and died.

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