We, the undersigned, respectfully suggest that Mickey Mouse would be the PERFECT appointed leader of all those persons wishing to secede from the union. Alfred E. Neuman could be the back-up plan. They're exactly the type of leaders those secessionists could follow.
The rest of us all stand together and affirm that WE LOVE our country. Congratulations on your re-election and we hope the polarization fades away soon, since it sure won't be missed!