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Appoint Morgan Freeman as the official Voice of the President.

Created by G.M. on January 19, 2013

Nobody listens to government press releases. Morgan Freeman has the most comforting voice known to mankind. We believe that the American people would be much better informed about the issues of today if they heard about them from Morgan Freeman. See "Freemanic Paracusia," by Randall Munroe (xkcd).

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