Appoint Mr. T Honorary Chair of the President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition. After all who else can beat cancer, do push-ups with one finger, encourage kids to drink their milk, promote professional wrestling and bench pressing taxi cabs for fitness, and be the world’s toughest man (all while being tender with the ladies and the kids). We could also shave trillions off the deficit as he could multitask as a one man army (heck everyone would be afraid to attack us) and balance the budget since he would pity all the fools who couldn’t reach an agreement on the fiscal cliff.
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