He's a good dictator, a tyrant you can trust, that's right, I'm talking about Vermin Supreme (peace be unto him).
The current pony situation in the United States is dire. There are many serious questions that our citizens have such as-
1. Why don't I get a free pony
2. Why isn't Obama looking into this issue
3. Why the f*** don't I have a free pony
What do we do to help with these serious issues- said Obama never. Vermin deserves better than this, please sign this petition to end this oppression now!