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Appoint Vermin Supreme as the Secretary of State. And distribute free ponies to all American citizens.

Created by P.O. on December 07, 2012

Vermin Supreme ran for president in the past election season, seeing as how he was unsuccessful, he should be appointed to the newly vacated secretary of state position. He will give all American citizens free ponies and advocate for renewable resources such as zombie power and pressure congress to pass a mandatory tooth brushing law.

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