Roger Bennett is a true American despite having to bow to an old lady who is very fond of monochromatic suits. With the swift approval of his citizenship he will progress the awesomeness that is the USA Soccer team and soccer in general in the USA. I would also like to mention all the work he does to bring Smalls and Talls together to work towards a greater understanding on and off the soccer pitch. He is also a great champion of small bananas, which given their appointed champion would quickly over take their larger counter parts in grocery stores across this great nation. As for bald men the approval of his citizenship would instantly raise the confidence of the follically challenged. Please adopt Mr. Bennett as quickly as possible for he will make a great nation even greater.
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