Joe Biden has been a consummate and successful booster for the Obama administration and a number of important issues. In order to facilitate these objective and for the general amusement of all citizens of the U.S. and world, I propose that Joe Biden be issued a T-shirt cannon. Furthermore, this American tradition regularly bridges the caustic relationship between sports fans. I have no doubt that Joe Biden, armed in such a manner, would lead to the rapid disintegration of partisan gridlock in Washington.



