With the UNCONSTITUTIONAL stance the Obama administration has taken on reducing gun violence by infringing on the inalienable 2d Amendment right of WE, THE PEOPLE to keep and bear arms, it is IMPERATIVE WE ARM OURSELVES ACCORDINGLY!
What will you defend yourself with under strict gun control? Scissors, of course.
A new Department of Homeland Security (DHS) active shooter situation training video urges those in such a situation to defend themselves with anything available. Then, at about 1:50 in the video, that weapon is revealed to you. SCISSORS, THAT'S RIGHT SCISSORS.
So, if WE, THE PEOPLE are to defend ourselves with scissors, then the Secret Service should use nothing but the SCISSORS DHS says WE, THE PEOPLE should defend ourselves with.