Guy Fieri looks like a Dorito, and someone has to remind him he's contributing to the degeneration of a dying, hard working American society; simply by looking like a flavored corn chip and often cited by children as "a very cool guy", Fieri is tainting our children with the notion they'll be able to get a job looking like a snack-grade foodstuff someday. Only so many people get paid to be that dumb, kids. We need Bobby "Therealbuttpunisher" Childs to show him who's the REAL cool ranch Dorito hair guy.
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