President Obama and members of the White House staff, please take a moment to consider this important matter.
As you may have seen while monitoring camera feeds of airports recently, American Airlines has rolled out a new design for its planes. You can see it here:
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2013/01/analyzing-american-airlin...
In short, we request that you prohibit American Airlines from using the word "American" on planes until such time as it re-paints its livery with an inoffensive design that doesn't make people associate the word "American" with ugly, giant blurry flags and type full of bullet holes.
We further request that you direct AA not to use a freelancing nephew or a crowdsourcing site for such important work.
Thank you for your time, sir.