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Ask Apple, Inc. to loan $178 billion to help stabilize the Greek economy, because the EU is acting like a payday lender.

Created by M.T. on July 13, 2015

The Greek economy faces imminent collapse and the EU - through German Chancellor Angela Merkel -- is refusing to give Greece the same debt forgiveness the Germans received in 1953 -- perhaps the difference being that Greece hasn't systematically murdered 6 million Jews, and has, perhaps in Herr Merkel's opinion, failed to demonstrate a sufficiently teutonic work ethic.

Seeing as how the US Congress has, since 2008, repeatedly demonstrated an inability to function in a rational or adult-like fashion, the task of saving the Greek economy must fall to the rational actor of last resort -- Apple, Inc.

Apple has $178 billion in liquid assets sitting in banks. Apple could loan this money to Greece at reasonable interest rates with a reasonable repayment schedule.

Shame on the EU and ECB!

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