For far too long has the sun oppressed the American people, and the people of this world. There was once a time when all the sun did was provide us with a steady flow of photons, keeping our oceans of water in a liquid state, and our plants photosynthesizing. But now, the sun has gone too far.
It melts our ice caps, brings drought to our lands, and gives our people cancer and sunburns. We've passed it off for far too long as "that's just nature" but is anything going to happen that way? If we let the sun bully us like this, we're going to end up like Mars or Venus. The sun has pushed us too far, and the only way we can come out of this free once more, is if we end its reign of oppression and tyranny.