This requires a crisp response!
1. Charge the carrot industry with false advertising, and impose a $5000 fine. They’ve made millions selling Americans so-called, "baby" carrots which are not in fact infant, baby, or even toddler veggies. Nor are they suitable for babies who could choke.
2. Prohibit the use of "baby". Make them produce produce birth certificates! (Not this again!)
Can’t say who tipped me off. Just please unearth the facts, and get to the root cause. This comes from the tops down. They have consumers in the bag! Stop pampering, and start spanking the liars who’ve soiled the reputation of the American Farmer. This Bugs! Chop, chop!
p.s. I don’t car of they rot in jail.
p.p.s. Orange you gonna help improve our vision, of America?