We read of the announcement made by Treasury Sec. J.J. Lew to place a woman on the back of the popular $10 bill, instead of replacing President A. Hamilton, due to the recent popularity of the eponymous Broadway musical.
As any person with a male reproductive organ in this country would probably concur with the sentiment that it is always a good proposition to relegate women in a secondary position, i.e. on the back of something, whether this has only a symbolic value or not, WE the MALES want to commend Secretary J.J. Lew for this smart, and only vaguely patronizing historic decision; I want to be sure that accurate proportions are respected in the future depiction.
To more closely represent the current salary disparity of women, we ask that her face will be only 77% of Hamilton's face