Autodialers are rendering our phones unusable. They cost our nation productivity by waking up hard-working Americans at some God-forsaken hour in the morning typically only so they can shout "hello" into a reciever six times and then not even get a response.
Mr. President, we have tried diplomacy, and it has failed. The "do not call" registry is too frequently ignored. It is time we let these ENEMIES of our nation know that we're serious about our right to pursue happiness in the form of not having our lives continually disrupted for no good reasons.
We, the American people, call upon you to fight robots with robots. Let the robo-calls feel the fury of America's flying killbot armada.
Let Freedom — not robocalls — ring!