Whereas the United Kingdom has engaged in an act of unprovoked aggression against the United States by producing Piers Morgan and exporting him here,
Whereas the United States, be it during the Revolutionary War, New Orleans in 1815 or bailing them out with arms shipments and troops during WWII, has consistently had its way with the United Kingdom,
Whereas the aforementioned British citizen Mr. Morgan is now ranting daily against our precious and deeply-cherished civil liberties and constitutional rights on national television, while shamelessly exploiting a tragedy for political purposes,
Whereas our great Founding Fathers warned us to be eternally vigilant,
We the undersigned, do support limited use of force against the United Kingdom, until they take Piers Morgan back.