Every day, Americans are plagued with unwanted phone calls from companies that skirt or openly disregard state and federal Do Not Call registries.
Given Congress' inability to do anything and the FTC's inability to control this particular issue, we the undersigned propose that the President use his authority as Commander In Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces to authorize drone strikes to terminate with extreme prejudice any and all telemarketing firms, foreign or domestic, that abuse American citizens in this way.
These business violate the rights of every American and openly disregard the law. They deserve nothing less than the harshest punishment available. Not to mention a Hellfire missile up the wazoo.