We the People, wish to represent a growing concern among the citizen population of this great United States of America. In order to facilitate and maintain a dignified presence both here at home, and on the world stage, the President Elect Donald Trump, must shave his head; adopting a more natural and intimidating image.
Below you can find a side by side comparison of Valdimir Putin and Bald Donald Trump for reference. Notice the majesty in which "The Donald"'s glistening dome inspires a display of contentment and diplomacy across a very satisfied Putin's grisly visage:
