Ban Alexan Balekian from Fresno radio.

This petition is to ban the radio personality Alexan Balekian from all of Fresno, CA radio until just after the second coming of Christ. The gentleman referred to above tries entirely to hard to be funny, creative, entertaining, and not obnoxious. But yet every weekday at the 12's and 42's on KMJ morning news I am forced to turn the radio off for a couple minutes and by the time I turn it back on I have missed part of weather and/or traffic. I feel Alexan Balekian is a detriment to the viable news and information brought to us by the outstanding crew at KMJ (except for Skip because he still refuses to give us a second "one line Wednesday"). Action needs to be taken on this issue on par with freeing of the slaves, retaliation for Pearl Harbor and year round girl scout cookie sales.