I petition the Obama admin to ban all chase banks for the safety of all men seeking to avoid an insane person whom shall not be named. Bumping into said person at chase bank could lead to,but is not limited to ; Fake charges, assault, sexual harassment, being run over, being stalked to your new girls house, phone calls at all hours of the night, ridiculous text messages, disgusting pictures, and overall just a really bad day.
For the sake of all men seeking freedom from the insanity,i beg you to not only ban chase banks,but set a scorched earth policy. Burn it down!