Mike Bloomberg says increased crime in New York is due to increased sales of iPhones and iPads. If that’s the case it seems like a simple problem to fix. All he has to do is ban iPhone and iPad sales and there won’t be a crime issue in New York City anymore! Banning handguns successfully made New York the city with the lowest gun violence rate in the country, and banning large sodas has completely wiped out obesity in New York City . Therefore, we can easily conclude that the only solution to this crime problem is to eliminate Apple products. Please join me in asking politicians around the country to ban the sales of Apple products in this country in order to eliminate crime.
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