Hello my fellow Americans, concerned citizens and liberal media. There is a worldwide epidemic of fun being had at the expense and downfall of this great nation. As proven by the main stream media, video games are the number one leading source to not only gun violence but all crime our great country is plagued with today.
This is a virus spreading globally into the homes of millions and poisoning our minds. Charmed by achievements we are oblivious to its growing seed of destruction and that video games have been the root of all evil, from violence to spreading diseases to force feeding cake to fat kids.
We implore that a call to action is required.
If you to believe as we do, that the downfall of this planet is directly related to video game play then stand up, join us and be heard.