Hello my fellow Americans, concerned citizens and liberal media. There is a worldwide epidemic of fun being had at the expense and downfall of this great nation. As proven by the main stream media, video games are the number one leading source to not only gun violence but all issues our country is plagued with today.
Video games are a virus spreading into the homes of millions and poisoning our minds. Charmed by achievements we are oblivious to its growing seed of destruction and that video games are the root of all evil, from violence to spreading diseases to force feeding fat kids cake.
If you to believe as we do, that the downfall of this planet is directly related to video game play then stand up, join us and be heard.
It is time we ban not just video games, but all fun.