Make a time traveling spacecraft to alter Episode 83 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

In this episode of MLP:FiM, titled "Maud Pie", Pinkie's hoof get's caught and you guessed it, rockslide, looks like Pinkie is about to be crushed by Tom's big brother. And it's big sis to the rescue as she runs through the course in record time and chisels the boulder down with her bare hooves, what the *squee*?! Pinkie is saved. This isn't right. From now on, when the SYSTEM rocket is built, you, the U.S government via NASA, will alter Episode 83 of MLP:FiM, via specially modified BSS-702 satellite with a time traveling payload onboard, and a reentry module that contains a giant box containing the altered plots and scripts. Please sign this petition, and help me, Johnny West, and the United States, along with Hasbro Studios, to alter this episode!