Do you know what this country has too many of? Petitions. All over this site, there are petitions. Well I, for one, am sick of it. Petitions are people's way of screwing with a perfect nation (this petition excluded). I say we ban all legal petitions in the country of the United States of America. Any already in progress can be completed, all others are null and void the instant they are created. Those that are already passed will stay as such. It's those darn petitions! I mean, seriously? 'Make the churches pay taxes'? Churches are houses of god, who technically hasn't been proven real, but still! He needs our money from donations so he can... uh... do God stuff, I suppose. Anyways, petitions are changing these good things! Stop them. Please. I love you all.
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