Telephones are EVIL and therefore should be baned in the United States...
phones are used to...
set up abortion appointments
make bomb threats
make late night booty call texting which can result in aids or other sexually transmitted diseases
Texting and Driving causes accidents and many deaths
streaming music from a cell phone in public is noise pollution
Phones are used to set up assassinations
terrorists use phones
Phones are the leading cause of divorce due to pocket dialing
And there are many many more reasons why phones are evil and should be banned....