The facts state that automobiles kill... at a rate of 93 US citizens per day. Since this is higher than the number of people killed by firearms we should immediately ban all combustion engine automobiles. We all know that personal responsibility and common sense do not exist in America, so please Madame Feinstein and President Obama, protect us from ourselves by immediately banning all of the following automobiles:
Audi
BMW
Buick
Cadillac
Chevrolet
Chrysler
Dodge
Ferrari
Ford
GM
GEM
GMC
Honda
Hummer
Hyundai
Infiniti
Isuzu
Jaguar
Jeep
Kia
Lamborghini
Land Rover
Lexus
Lincoln
Lotus
Mazda
Mercedes-Benz
Mercury
Mitsubishi
Nissan
Oldsmobile
Peugeot
Pontiac
Porsche
Regal
Saab
Saturn
Subaru
Suzuki
Toyota
Volkswagen
Volvo