Ban Assault Breasts

In light of the tragedy in Everett, Washington, where Donna Lange suffocated her boyfriend using her breasts as dangerous weapons, we petition the President of the United States to action to ban assault breasts. As more and more men become victims of these tragedies where gigantic tatas , it is obvious the powerful cosmetic surgery, pharmaceutical, and medical lobbies, by increasing breast sizes and getting Congress to look the other way are making America a more dangerous place.