We, the undersigned, find that the music of the B-52s has become ubiquitous to the point of being a public nuisance. Specifically, the song, "Rock Lobster," has such earworm potential as to ruin the productivity of any who should hear it before or during the workday. It is bad for individuals. It is bad for business. It is bad for America.
We implore you, Mr. President, to take executive action to make America a better place to live, listen and raise our children - free of the tyranny of "Rock Lobster" and its anti-American broadcasters.