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Ban babies and mothers of babies on Facebook.

Created by T.H. on August 12, 2014

Enough with these babies on Facebook. Babies aren't funny. Most of them aren't even cute. Im tired of hiding anyone with a baby. You want to post pictures of babies? Go post on Babybook. I want to see mean and obnoxious things all day. Or girls in bikinis. Or obnoxious girls in bikinis. And enough with the cats. Stupid cats. Cats are gross nobody wants to see your gross cats. We know you have a smelly catbox in your house. Don't invite me to any parties at your house. It probably smells like pee.

OK. Where were we? Oh yeah. Back to babies. No more babies on Facebook. Make it happen America.

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