康奈尔大学的Bert使用EXCEL手段过于高超，导致施圣杰每日无比惊恐，担惊受怕，不敢正视人生，做不出Sethna作业，写不了Henley论文，求不出510光谱，拿不到Monster大耳机，搞不上4号女嘉宾，一吃冰激凌就全身发冷。在此强烈建议不让Bert再使用EXCEL.
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