Ban Children.

Children have been used as pawns in various political agendas for decades. It is up to us as grownups to put a stop to it.
While it is true that children make excellent human shields in a hostage situation or a terrific moneymaker for a custody hearing, we cannot allow our heartstrings to be bullied by the seemingly helpless nature of these creatures any longer.
I propose we ban them altogether. Think of a world with no children, where legislators would use logical arguments instead of emotional pleadings to sway voters. Where laws pass based on the merit of their content and not the hopeful wishes of utopian-centric progressives. Where adults make decisions without waking little Johnny up from a nap to ask what his feelings are on the matter.
Here is our chance as citizens to do our part