Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide is now built up in massive levels in the US. It is found in many of our foods, and is not regulated by the FDA. Washing your food will not even help. I propose a total ban on Dihydrogen Monoxide, in the United States, to keep our children safe. There are many children that die every year, from elevated Dihydrogen Monoxide levels in their lungs. We must stop this. At least it should be regulated and monitored by the Federal Government, to keep our children safe.