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ban Durant from all competitive and recreational Pokémon battles

Created by C.D. on August 11, 2015

Many a time, Durant has either completely screwed a Pokémon trainer, or pushed said trainer forward with ridiculously OP moves. This unpredictability is why the US Government must consider banning such a ridiculous Pokémon. It's an ant. I step on ants. It is actually worth nothing. We could just stop using it, but I need closure. Please, just do this one thing for me. You guys up there already fucked up hard with the economy and international policies. If this is too much to ask, just please, ALL of you, quit. Don't play this game like you all are doing what is good for this country. Just go home and cry because you are a shitty politician and we all hate you. #rek-a-roony

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