Ban Fedoras and Trilbies

All around the United States (and possibly the world), thousands upon thousands of people wear the hats known as fedoras and trilbies, not knowing what they're getting into. These accessories are commonly associated with the condition autism, and those wearing the hats are ridiculed for it, sometimes to the point of depression and suicide. Nothing at all good comes from these hats, therefore they should be banned from purchase, selling, and wearing all across the United States.